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How to REALLY Make Your Mom’s Mother’s Day the Best Ever

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How to REALLY Make Your Mom’s Mother’s Day the Best Ever

Mother's Day is May 14. Celebrate with the String's Mother's Day tips!

Mother's Day is May 14. Celebrate with the String's Mother's Day tips!

Mother's Day is May 14. Celebrate with the String's Mother's Day tips!

Mother's Day is May 14. Celebrate with the String's Mother's Day tips!

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  1. Wait until the last minute to buy her a gift. You’re obviously waiting for the last-minute sales, so you’re applying her lessons about saving money in real time. You’re welcome, Mom. Happy Mother’s Day!
  2. Ask your mom to drive you to your bestie’s house on Mother’s Day. You don’t need to spend the entire day with her, you see her literally every day. You can give her a break from having to deal with you. You’re welcome, Mom. Happy Mother’s Day!
  3. Throw a fit because your mom didn’t make you breakfast this morning. How dare she not make you breakfast, you are the REASON she can even celebrate Mother’s Day. You’re welcome, Mom. Happy Mother’s Day!
  4. Offer to take your mom shopping, because you and I both know she needs a makeover, and to stop wearing THOSE hideous jeans so she can STUNT on the rest of the moms in her squad at their Mother’s Day party. You’re welcome, Mom. Happy Mother’s Day!
  5. Whether you go out for breakfast, lunch or dinner, make sure to tell the waiter how old your mom is to see if you’ll get any senior citizen discounts. Again, you’re saving the family’s money, so she can buy you nice things later. You’re welcome, mom. Happy Mother’s Day!
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